If Homeschoolers Wrote Music

With all the encouragement to be “cultural engagers”, I began to contemplate what it would look like for conservative, homeschoool alumni to write music in certain genres. I think the titles may look something like:

Pop: Court me

Death Metal: Music Use to Be Holy

Indie Folk: Treasures of the Snow

CCM: Quiver Full of Reward

1950s Rock ‘n’ Roll: I’m a TeenPact Staffer

Classic Rock: Exegete This

90s Pop: I’m Runnin’ (my father’s home-business)

Blues: My “Sisters’ Friend” Left Me for a Vision Forum Intern

Techno: Love Comes Softly (feat. DJ EX35.25)

80s Hip-Hop: I’ve Just Been Socalized

Did I miss any?

6 thoughts on “If Homeschoolers Wrote Music

  • May 14, 2010 at 6:42 pm
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    You might need to add something for this century:

    Rap: I Wear My Pants This High For A Reason

  • May 14, 2010 at 11:38 pm
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    You Missed:

    Punk Rock: “Cover Your Eyes” [by: Children 18:3]1

    – Homeschool grads from Minnisota. Haha. I played a show with them last year w/ my band(RIP)- they’re really nice people to talk to if you can get past the goth-punk craziness.-

    1. http://www.myspace.com/children183

    =] hehehe

  • May 15, 2010 at 5:26 am
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    What about: My Immortal (Soul) by InHisEssence

    ~Cori

  • May 17, 2010 at 6:46 pm
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    I must say, I appreciated the I’m a TeenPact Staffer. :D

    ~Rachel

  • August 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm
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    “My “Sister’s Friend” left me for a vision forum intern” … that’s hilarious!

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