The best part of my life is that the people I text message the most are my siblings. The following is an unedited transcript of an exchange Josh and I had a last week.
ME: What’s on the menu for tonight?
ME: What kind of food, Captain Obvious.
JOSH: The yummy kind!
ME: As in the give-memore-specifics-or-I’ll-shove-the-yummy-kind-up-where-God-intended-it-to-exit kind?
ME: So hamburgers then. Yes?
ME: Sweet! See you in a bit.